Poor Bob
Bob was in big trouble.
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
Kathi was furious.
She yelled at him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see a gift sitting in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds - - AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When Kathi woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into the house.
Kathi opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Bob have been scheduled for this Friday.
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